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Pinterest vs Reality ~ Thanksgiving Edition

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PHOTOGRAPH A TURKEY

Cooking a turkey — like having a baby — is something that people take far too much pride in doing when you consider the amount of actual skill involved, and much liking babies, people love taking pictures with them when they finally pop out of the oven.

It’s important to remember not to let go.

MY HAM LOOKS LIKE A … !

This is what happens when you serve ham at Thanksgiving, stick to tradition or you’ll get this.

AT LEAST THERE’S ALWAYS DESSERT… UNLESS YOU RUIN THAT TOO

There’s a reason most recipies don’t contain the term “cook until blacker than a moonless night on an empty ocean.”

IT HELPS TO KEEP THE FILLING INSIDE THE CRUST

At least they didn’t burn anything.

THE QUICKEST WAY TO TURN YOUR LOVED ONES INTO MORTAL ENEMIES IS TO BURN THE ROLLS

The last things you ever want to do is take away someone’s semi-annual excuse to load up on empty carbs.

SWEET POTATO CASSEROLE NORMALLY REQUIRES A PAN

I’m not sure what happened there and I’m not sure that I want to know.

FOOD ISN’T THE ONLY DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN

I think we can all agree that the true meaning of Thanksgiving is avoiding a house fire that destroys everything you own.

LIFE IS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN YOU’RE INNOCENT

For example, I bet the person responsible for this cake didn’t even realize what their turkey looked like.

SOMETIMES PROFESSIONALS MAKE MISTAKES TOO

What a crappy cupcake (the joke here is that the turkey on the right looks like poop).

I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND TURKEY IS ONE

You can debate the exact definition of “golden brown” as much as you want, and I know for a fact that the picture on the right will never meet the specifications.

IS CORNBREAD SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?

Making cornbread isn’t that hard, and cornbread should definitely never be that hard.

CRANBERRY SAUCE REQUIRES A LITTLE BIT OF PREPARATION

 At least try to make it look presentable.

Source: BroMyGod

19 Celebrities (Then & Now)

John Travolta

John is 60 years old, and he is best known for his roles in the box office hits Grease and Saturday Night Fever.

Steven Tyler

Steven is 66 years old, and he is best known as the front man for the band Aerosmith.

Kirstie Alley

Kirstie is 63 years old, and she is an American actress and comedian best known for her role on the TV series Cheers.

Ozzy Osbourne

Ozzy is 65 years old now, and he’s best known for his vocal contribution to the band Black Sabbath.

Pamela Anderson

This 46 year old former showgirl is best known for her role in Baywatch, but over the years, she’s made her mark as an author, producer, and model.

Goldie Hawn

Goldie is 68 years old now, and she’s been an actress, director, producer, and occasional singer.

Kathleen Turner

This American Film and Stage Actress is 59 years old now, and she’s also tried her hand at directing films.

Val Kilmer

Val is 54 years old, and he’s starred in several blockbuster hits, including Top Gun and Tombstone.

Mickey Rourke

Mickey is 61 years old and is known for his acting and boxing careers.

Edward Furlong

Edward is a 36 year old actor and musician known for his role in Terminator 2.

Joan Rivers (RIP)

Joan recently passed away at 81 years old, and she is an American actress, comedian, and writer.

Carrie Fisher

Carrie is a 57 year old American Actress with experience as a screenwriter and novelist.

Neil Young

Neil is a notorious musician still rocking out at 68 years old. He’s been in several bands since the 60s, and he’s done a lot of solo work.

Macaulay Culkin

Macaulay is 33 years old and best known for his role as Kevin McCallister in the Home Alone movies.

Pierce Brosnan

Pierce is a 61 year old actor and film producer, and he’s recently become a huge environmental activist.

Haley Joel Osment

Haley is 26 years old and is best known for his roles in the movies Forrest Gump and The Sixth Sense.

Matthew Perry

Matthew is 44 years old and is best known for his role in the long standing TV series, Friends.

Janice Dickinson

Janice has been a model for decades, but at 59 years old, it looks like her career might be over.

Keith Richards

Keith is 70 years old now, and he was an original member of the English band, The Rolling Stones.

Source: Foreverceleb