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25 Corny Jokes For People With A Cheesy Sense Of Humour

Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

All of the fans left!

Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two tired!

What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

A bagel

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack

Why don’t they play poker in the savannah?

Too many cheetahs!

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

How does a squid go into battle?

Well armed!

What did the duck say to the bartender?

Put it on my bill!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Follow the fresh prints!

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

How is imitation like a plateau?

They are both the highest form of flattery!

A magician was driving down the street…

Then he turned into a driveway

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison

My sister bet me that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti…

You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

I tried to get a picture of some fog…

Mist

What does a nosy pepper do?

Get jalapeno business!

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field!

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the “p” is silent.

What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don’t know but the flag is a big plus.

Source: List25

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