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22 People With A Clever Sense of Humour

This wedding guest:

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This security department:

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This friend who IS NOT picking her friend up from rehab:

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This disgruntled roommate:

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This double amputee:

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This tattoo artist:

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The owners of this drive-in movie theater:

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This movie-loving dentist:

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This vending machine operator:

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This office manager:

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This Vasectomy Doctor:

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This store owner:

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This news reporter:

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Whoever put up this sign:

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This Trophy Wife

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This UPS Driver:

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This Self-Deprecating Red Head:

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The Walmart Employee Who Bundled These DVDs:

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And drew on this box:

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The guys who work at this nuclear reactor:

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This gynecologist:

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The owner of this wireless network:

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An Eerie Abandoned House Filled With Hidden Treasures…

A photographer known as Freaktography recently ventured into an abandoned house with no idea of what he’d find…

Wandering into this abandoned house was a creepy experience.

The former residents died back in the 1970s, and the descendants left it to rot and decay.

They also left the personal possessions strewn around the house.

This created a true time capsule into the past.

The photographer had a stupendous time taking photos to show his readers.

And even pieced together the entire (tragic) history of the family.

But after rummaging through most of their possessions…

And moving things around…

Freaktography finally found something of real interest hiding under the mattresses.

$6,500!

Instead of keeping the money, Freaktography gave it to the (retired) descendants.

Sources: Viralnova, MessyNessyChic

25 Completely False Science ‘Facts’…

Bats can’t see

Bats aren’t blind. Most smaller bat species do primarily use echolocation (sound waves) to find their way around, but all bats have working eyes. Larger bats even rely on their night vision as opposed to echolocation.

Bulls are driven mad by red

Bulls don’t charge a matador’s cape because it’s red; they see red as another shade of gray. The matador’s taunting and flag waving is what causes bulls to charge.

The asteroid impact killed off all the dinosaurs

Not all dinosaurs died during the asteroid impact marking the end of the Cretaceous period. Modern-day birds trace their ancestry to smaller theropod dinosaurs that survived the impact (though how, is still a mystery.

Drinking alcohol warms you up

In a sad blow to everyone who lives in the far north, booze won’t really make you feel warmer. (Now, tingly? That’s another story.) Drinking alcohol dilates (expands) blood vessels, bringing a higher quantity of warm blood to near-surface skin. Your body temperature actually lowers due to heat transfer between shallow vessels and the cold air.

Seasons are due to how close we are to the sun

Earth’s seasons aren’t due to our proximity to the sun. It’s due to Earth’s 23.4 degree tilt.

Heavy drinking kills brain cells

Over drinking is not the only way alcohol kills brain cells. It can also kill them from a deficiency of thiamine for those getting most of their calories from alcohol and, for very heavy drinkers, from excitotoxicity (nerve cells being killed from overabundant neurotransmitter presence) when dropping alcohol “cold turkey”. It’s true that everything is best in moderation, even when it comes to detox.

Lightning doesn’t strike the same place twice

Lightning can and does strike the same place twice. Since lightning’s aim is to find the fastest path to the ground, tall buildings, trees, and such are at the greatest risk because the higher the object, the more likely it is to be struck.

The tongue has specific taste zones

The tongue doesn’t actually have specific receptor areas for bitter, sour, salty, and sweet flavors. In fact, there is a fifth taste (umami, for savory/meaty flavors) and all zones of the tongue can sense all flavors.

A penny dropped from the Empire State Building can kill you

A penny dropped from the Empire State Building’s height won’t kill you on street level. Terminal velocity (the maximum speed an object can reach in free fall) for a penny is, at its fastest, 50 mph (80 kmh) – not enough to give you more than a bump for a bit.

Being in a vacuum causes our eyes to pop out

A human body or any organism won’t comically explode if put into a vacuum. Rather, the lack of oxygen would cause you to lose consciousness and die after just a few minutes.

Humans only use 10% of our brains

People only use 10% of their brains right? Wrong! Though only a small amount of neurons are firing at any one moment, the rest are still playing a role somewhere.

An earthworm cut in half will grow into two worms

Earthworms don’t grow into two worms when cut in half. Only the front part (with the mouth) will continue feeding and live on.

We have five senses

Not to say we’re all instant superheroes, but scientists today have determined that we have up to 20 senses, including thermoception (temperature) and equilibrioception (balance).

Metal in the microwave will burn the circuits

Putting metal in a microwave won’t fry its electronics. It’s still dangerous, as metal objects can become hot enough to cause damage to your skin or the microwave, but it won’t send it to the graveyard.

You can see the Great Wall of China from the moon

The Great Wall of China can’t be seen from the moon. Even from a low Earth orbit like where the International Space Station lies it’s barely visible and even then you would need phenomenal eyesight and perfectly clear weather conditions.

Drink 8 glasses of water a day

The 8 glasses a day is an overly generalized rule, much like the 2,000-calorie diet. How much water you need depends on the temperature of your environment, your activity level, your size, and other variables.

Water flows the opposite way in the different hemispheres

Water doesn’t flow down the toilet in different directions in the Northern and Southern Hemispheres. The Coriolis effect (the curvature of winds, currents, and other bits moving across Earth’s surface due to the rotation on its axis) is most often cited for the supposed reversed flow, but systems have to be massive for the Earth’s rotation to have any effect. The best example is a hurricane or typhoon.

Middle Ages life expectancy was 30 years old

Though life expectancy was much lower in the Middle Ages, it was nowhere near as low as 30. Life expectancy is more of an average so the high rate of infant mortality at the time pulled the rate way down. Some modern methods don’t factor a person into the average until they’ve reached aged 12.

Overloading on Vitamin C keeps you from getting sick

Drinking orange juice (or downing a bunch of Vitamin C) doesn’t keep you from getting a cold, but it can shorten the duration once you have one.

Don’t go swimming for 30 minutes after eating

No more waiting to take a dip after eating. Though swimming at high intensity (think Michael Phelps) may lead to cramps, for those of us not training on an Olympic-level, the old tale of increased blood flow to the stomach for digestion doesn’t cause us to cramp up in the pool. Drinking alcohol and swimming? That’s a different story.

Blood in your veins is blue

The de-oxygenated blood returning to the heart through the veins is not truly blue. (It’s actually a darker red.) School diagrams show veins in blue for clarity, but the blue color for veins actually comes from light hitting our skin and scattering into the wavelength on the color spectrum we notice as blue.

Your fingers swell up from water

The swelling of your fingers at the pool or after long showers isn’t from absorbing water, rather it’s from your body narrowing blood vessels by contracting their muscle walls, causing them to look wrinkled. It’s believed this may have given our ancestors better grip in wet areas, though it’s been shown we can’t handle things any better with wrinkled digits.

Sunflowers follow the sun across the sky

Sunflowers don’t follow the sun across the sky but point East all day. Before the famous flower heads appear, though, the baby buds follow the sun to set the soon-to-be flowers in the right direction. Plants can be smart too.

Gum takes 7 years to digest

Maybe you remember hearing on The Magic School Bus that gum takes 7 years to digest. Not so. Gum, being indigestible as insoluble fiber, passes through your digestive system at the same rate as whatever else you ate that day.

Goldie the fish has a memory of 5 seconds

Your home goldfish has a better memory than you think. A goldfish’s memory doesn’t last just a few seconds; rather, it’s upward of a few months.

Source: List25

Totally Shocking Eyeball Tattoos… (18 Pics)

Warning… A few of these pictures are not for the faint of heart!

Something about her facial tattoo makes her eyes less shocking.

This guy gives blue eyes a whole new meaning.

“Can you see me now?”

He’s about to suck out your soul.

What’s going on with her tongue here?

Those eyes…

I wouldn’t want to meet these guys in a dark alley.

I don’t think he’s wearing a shirt in this one.

This is what I imagine the eyes of demons look like.

Don’t get lost in those eyes.

Well, that looks painful.

Good to know that having a tattooed eyeball doesn’t disqualify you from working at Comcast.

Those eyes are a haunting shade of purple.

Ouchies. This is what the eyeball tattoo process looks like.

“Why so serious?!”

His eyes match his hair color.

Who is scarier looking?

This girl’s eyes are actually beautiful.

Source: Viralnova