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17 Geniuses Taking Laziness To A Whole New Level…

This is actually pretty brilliant.

To be fair, making IDs is quite boring.

Get the clapper!

Bringing your own chair? Bold.

That’s just efficient.

Hey, the floor is still getting cleaned.

They work hard!

This man is a genius!

Maybe you shouldn’t be drinking beer if you feel that bad.

To eat or not to eat?

Nice name, bro.

The fishing pole iPad.

Wal-Mart is basically a debutant’s ball.

Service at its best.

That poor dog.

The best clock ever.

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23 Very Interesting But Useless Facts

The U.S. pizza industry serves up to 100 acres of pizza every day.

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Scientists accidentally killed the world’s oldest animal while trying to do research on it.

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The quahog (not the one pictured above) was over 500 years old when it died.

If you type in 52.376552, 5.198303 on Google Maps, you can see what is allegedly two guys dragging a dead body into a lake.

Update: I mean, it’s probably not actually that. But it kind of looks like it, no?

After each player has moved three times in a chess match, there are 121 million possible routes that the match could follow.

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A standard 3×3 Rubik’s Cube has43,252,003,274,489,856,000 different possible configurations.

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And, believe it or not, every single one can be solved in 20 moves or fewer.

The verb form of the word “run” has been calculated to have almost 650 different meanings.

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According to Oxford English Dictionary editor John Simpson.

In the 14th century, French officials executed a pigin public who was charged with having eaten an infant.

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A cubic inch of bone is about four times as strongas concrete.

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Camels have three eyelids to help protect themselves from sand blowing in their eyes.

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The world’s oldest chewing gum dates back at least 5,000 years.

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An ostrich’s brain is approximately the same size as its eyeball.

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The ideal height for you to drop your buttered toast from if you want it to land butter side up is eight feet.

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People with higher incomes generally prefer theirtoilet paper to come over the roll, while those with lower incomes prefer it to go under.

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In a 1989 book, Barry Sinrod and Mel Poretz revealed that 60% of people making more than $50,000 a year preferred the toilet paper to come over the roll, while 73% of those making under $20,000 preferred it to go under.

Women have been found to blink more often than men.

A study of spontaneous blinking patterns found women blink 19 times per minute, compared to 11 for men.

A jiffy is an actual unit of time, not just an expression.

In computer engineering, it is the length of one cycle of the computer’s system clock (around 10 milliseconds). In chemistry and physics, a jiffy is the amount of time it takes light to travel a distance of one centimeter — about 33.3564 picoseconds.

The lint that collects in the bottom of your pockets has a name — gnurr.

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The founders of Hewlett-Packard flipped a coin to determine whose name would come first in the company.

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Some animals, like the western spotted skunk, are able to delay their pregnancies for months.

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In these cases, the embryos cease developing for a certain period of time before attaching to the uterine wall. Other animals with types of delayed pregnancies include otters and kangaroos.

Sigmund Freud once believed that cocaine could be used to help treat morphine addiction.

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NASA had to rename the sizes of the apparatus used for male astronauts to pee, from small, medium, and large, to large, gigantic, and humongous, because no one was willing to pick their true size.

Flamingos get their color from the carotenoid pigments in the foods that they eat, like algae and shrimp.

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Once their feathers shed, they quickly lose their color.

The line between the two numbers in a fraction is called the vinculum.

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The vinculum can have more than one term over or under it — it signifies that the group of terms is to be operated upon as a single expression.

You can get a rough estimate of the temperatureby counting the number of times a cricket chirps in 15 seconds, then adding 37.

(The temperature in Fahrenheit, that is.)

Source: Buzzfeed

The 25 Most Stupid Quotes By Celebrities

R. Kelly

“Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.” – Said while going through the media circus following recent arrests

Mariah Carey

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”

Tara Reid

“I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.”

Mike Tyson

“I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian.”

Charlie Sheen

“I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.”

Joe Theismann

“The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”

David Hasselhoff

“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.”

Dan Rather

“And now the sequence of events, in no particular order.”

Dan Quayle

“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”

Sean Connery

“I don’t think there is anything particularly wrong about hitting a woman… An open-handed slap is justified if all other alternatives fail and there has been plenty of warning. If a woman is a *&%#!, or hysterical, or bloody-minded continually, then I’d do it.”

Shaquille O’Neal

“I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.” –  When asked if he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece

Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice)

“First my mother was Spanish. Then she became a Jehovah’s Witness.”

Snookie

“I’m not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say ‘A quarter to 2’ I wouldn’t know. Why can’t you just say 2:30?”

David Beckham

“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.”

Richard Nixon

“When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal.”

Justin Bieber

“Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.” – Speaking about Anne Frank

Kanye West

“I won’t go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I’ve ever felt to home.”

Spencer Pratt

“We made and spent at least 10 million dollars. The thing is, we heard that the planet was going to end in 2012. We thought, ‘We have got to spend this money before the asteroid hits.’”

Megyn Kelly

“For all you kids watching at home, Santa just is white… Just because it makes you uncomfortable doesn’t mean it has to change. Jesus was a white man, too.”

Paris Hilton

“There’s much more to life than all of these possessions and everything. And if you want those things, you’re going to have to work yourself, just like I did.”

Axl Rose

“It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.”

Charles Barkley

“Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.”

Britney Spears

“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”

Jason Kidd

“We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees.”

Jaden Smith

“If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.

Source: List25

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